good ol' Stanley Miller

So in our issues class a few weeks ago, Dr. Spencer had a nice little surprise waiting for us in the form of a quiz. Had any of us read the 60 pages assigned? I submit that we had not. So some of us wrote stories. Here's what I turned in (posted here in celebration of Dr. Spencer giving me back 40% on my exam paper and returning it to A status). He gave me a few points for it, too. :D

His question: describe Stanley Miller's experiment.

My answer:

Stanley Miller looked down at his test grade
And suddenly found himself afraid
Then he yelled, “What the junk!
“This whole scoring is bunk!”
And quickly found himself enraged

So Stanley an experiment devised
To make his exam score rise
He should know, Doc Spence should
That the paper was good
And to raise his test grade would be wise.

And so Stanley sits here, mad
For he’s NEVER had a test score this bad
In 15 years of school
Never felt like such a fool
And now he’s dreading his college grad.