This is for you, Monty Python.

And the sheriff of the Collegedale Holy Cop Brigade spake, saying, "First thou shalt one of you minions pull over the dastardly speeder. Then those of you who mayst pass by shall count of the cop cars, and they shalt stop and add to them,  unto three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number they count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt not thou count, neither two, excepting thou then proceeds to three. Five is right out, unless the number shalt be increased to six or seven--then considerest thyself blessed, and add unto the number with great rejoicing and much flashing of lights. Once this number, be it three or 666, has been reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Cop Brigade with full force toward thy hapless speeding foe, who darest to exceed 36 in a 35, and they, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."