“How are you doing today, Ronny?”
“Oh, fair to middlin’. I’m just hanging on like a hair inna biscuit.”
“Are you going up on the mountain to open presents?”
“Naw, I don’t worship no Christmas tree. The little’uns are going to be doing their ho ho ho, Merry dang crap, but I’m just gonna go drink beer and watch the game. Bah, humbeer.” And he laughs.
What a cheerful man Ronny is. He truly has a heart of gold. If he hates you, he's going to kill you (literally); but if he likes you, then there is nothing on heaven and earth that he wouldn't do for you.
1 comment:
I'd love to meet him. I hope he wouldn't hate me though :)
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